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Death or glory
United Kingdom
Born in 1832, Valdis Valdemar was an industrious young man with a bright future ahead of him until one fateful day he was sucked through a time anomaly to a hellish future he could never fit in with.
“A pox upon thee, cruel progenitors of my fate!” he declared, falling to his knees in despair.
Trapped in a world he doesn’t understand, the only way he can get by is by writing increasingly bizarre erotic tales.
Do your best to cheer him on!

Height: 6’3
Eyes: Blue
Likes: Stories, nudity, solitude, sunshine, nature, destruction, Anime, silence
Dislikes: Idiots, prudes, boredom, pain, prejudice, dogs, Doctors, wind chimes

Current Residence: Britain
Favourite genre of music: Indie
Shell of choice: ?
Skin of choice: My own
Personal Quote: What's in it for me?

Nudity. Just the very word gets people minds going. Some love it some hate it.

But at least it's never boring, right? Let's find out:

1. Would you ever consider going to a naturist resort?

2. Who was the last person to see you without your clothes on? (other than your partner)

3. Who was the last person you saw without their clothes on? (other than your partner)

4.How many of your friends have seen you naked?

5.How many of your friends have you seen naked?

6. How many of your family have seen you naked? (not counting when you were a little kid)

7.How many of your family have you seen naked?

8.Have any of your neighbours ever seen you undressed?

9.What are some of your best memories of being nude? (not counting sexual experiences)

10.How much time do you spend naked around the house?

11.Have you ever been in a sauna fully nude?

12.Have you ever been topless outdoors? (if your female that is)

13.Have you ever mooned/flashed anybody? (or been mooned/flashed)

14.If you could see anybody nude who would it be?

15.Have you ever spied on anyone while they were naked?

Thanks for taking part everyone (that's assuming anyone does take part)

Try to add as much additional info as you can to each question.

If you'd rather send me your answers by private note please do.

Have a question you think I should add to the list? Let me know.

And remember the person with the best answers will win a speedboat!

(Oh wait, sorry I've just been informed that there won't be any speedboat. But you will all get my eternal gratitude, and in a way that's better)


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Shisou20 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you for the fav!
inferno-sensus Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the favssss! +fav 
HekateDraculea Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014
hey thanks for fav and comments :)
bklpool78 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Thanks for you comment glad you like :)
wickedpast Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Hello my old friend. I have updated reading your work and I still love your work. I hope things are going great for you.
ValdisValdemar Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Yeah, they're not bad. How are things with you?
wickedpast Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
I am hanging in as best I can. I have Rheumatiod Arthritis and hurt all the time as it gets worse I will end up in a wheelchair. I understand this and I except this fact. I can no longer work, and applied for disability benefits, I sure hope I get it. Right now I'm dependent on my parents and my daughter for help. Some days my hands hurt so bad I can't pick up anything and some days they work just fine! The doctor put me on Embril and it is $2600.00 a shot and I get it once a week, And Celebrex and it is $408.00 a month. Thank god, I get help with them, and at this price one would think it would be that miracle drug, but it may take up to 3 months to start working. 
ValdisValdemar Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you'll be okay.

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crustyluna Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks :)
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