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"Your ass is mine" 

4 deviants said Damn right it is
2 deviants said Alright but it's going to cost you
1 deviant said No, your ass is mine
1 deviant said What nonsense are you spouting?
1 deviant said Only if you defeat me in single-combat!
1 deviant said You want it? Here it is! *moons*
1 deviant said He wants my Donkey? But I don't even have one
No deviants said A...are you sure about that? O...okay I guess you can have it
No deviants said No, my ass belongs to Jesus




Death or glory
United Kingdom
Born in 1832, Valdis Valdemar was an industrious young man with a bright future ahead of him until one fateful day he was sucked through a time anomaly to a hellish future he could never fit in with.
“A pox upon thee, cruel progenitors of my fate!” he declared, falling to his knees in despair.
Trapped in a world he doesn’t understand, the only way he can get by is by writing increasingly bizarre erotic tales.
Do your best to cheer him on!

Height: 6’3
Eyes: Blue
Likes: Stories, nudity, solitude, sunshine, nature, destruction, Anime, silence
Dislikes: Idiots, prudes, boredom, pain, prejudice, dogs, Doctors, wind chimes

Current Residence: Britain
Favourite genre of music: Indie
Shell of choice: ?
Skin of choice: My own
Personal Quote: No more Mister nice guy
 Though exactly how soon is up to you. I still need to put the finishing touches to them, so send me some encouragement.

Don't let me down slaves (er, I mean friends)


*Or I could just close my account and fuck off forever*

  • Listening to: Fran Healy
  • Drinking: Citrus Coke

Should I delete my deviantart account? 

7 deviants said No
1 deviant said Don't care
No deviants said Yes


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bklpool78 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Thanks for you comment glad you like :)
wickedpast Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
Hello my old friend. I have updated reading your work and I still love your work. I hope things are going great for you.
ValdisValdemar Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014
Yeah, they're not bad. How are things with you?
wickedpast Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
I am hanging in as best I can. I have Rheumatiod Arthritis and hurt all the time as it gets worse I will end up in a wheelchair. I understand this and I except this fact. I can no longer work, and applied for disability benefits, I sure hope I get it. Right now I'm dependent on my parents and my daughter for help. Some days my hands hurt so bad I can't pick up anything and some days they work just fine! The doctor put me on Embril and it is $2600.00 a shot and I get it once a week, And Celebrex and it is $408.00 a month. Thank god, I get help with them, and at this price one would think it would be that miracle drug, but it may take up to 3 months to start working. 
ValdisValdemar Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014

I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you'll be okay.

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crustyluna Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Student General Artist
thanks :)
RiccardoClerici Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the fave!
KyanaNimue Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the Fav 
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traderjack45 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Yes, I do have a lot of fun with her.  And again I hope you will continue to enjoy her photos.
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